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That building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is

September 2nd, 2013

(no subject) @ 05:48 pm

Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me you'll miss every summer.

August 20th, 2013

(no subject) @ 10:56 pm

Do you know what Radon is?

August 12th, 2013

(no subject) @ 11:31 pm

Why would the ambassador do such a thing?

July 24th, 2013

(no subject) @ 07:04 pm

Why do people run from me?

July 11th, 2013

(no subject) @ 04:21 pm

Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!

June 27th, 2013

(no subject) @ 11:34 pm

Try and follow me here:
I was talking to a friend who is also an avid Simpson's fan.  Our conversation:
Her:  "Pfft, you call this Prime Rib?"
Me:  "I don't get it."
Her:  "I was reminded of Homer in the bomb shelter."
Me:  "Ah."  (So I start quoting)  "Ohhhhh, a Gary Larsen calendar!.  I don't get it."

I then paused and yelled because I had just quoted the show, without knowing that I was doing it.  (I don't get it.)  It was nuts. 

June 26th, 2013

(no subject) @ 06:08 pm

Look, Dad. I missed you so much I couldn't concentrate in school and I got an F.

June 20th, 2013

I have problems with- @ 07:18 am

I'm always interrupting people!

June 15th, 2013

(no subject) @ 02:29 pm

Remember the time you ate my goldfish, and lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have to bowl?

June 10th, 2013

Rabbi... @ 08:35 pm

Should I buy a Chrysler? 


That building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is