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That building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is

June 15th, 2016

(no subject) @ 08:55 pm

In tribute to Gordie Howe... R.I.P.


October 3rd, 2015

(no subject) @ 10:45 pm

No pizza, only klau kalash.

July 20th, 2015

(no subject) @ 07:28 pm

My physics homework was talking about how magnetic fields create the aurora borealis. All I could think was...

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?

February 14th, 2015

October 27th, 2014

(no subject) @ 07:52 pm


This morning when I went to work, I found labels on everything. Like, someone wrote 'corn' on a bag of corn, and other glaringly obvious things. Naturally, I thought of the Flanders' beach house.

"Wel-diddly-elcome Simpsons! Oh geez, he actually wrote the diddly!"


July 7th, 2014

(no subject) @ 07:52 pm

I was going to post this last week, but I got busy and forgot. So in honor of both Canada Day and Independence Day, although it is late, here is a quote from one of my favorite Simpsons eppies. :)

"Hi, um, let me have some of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a couple of those panty shields and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh...better make it two."

December 25th, 2013

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwazy Kwanza, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan! @ 10:33 am

Has anyone gotten their hands on the fan edition trivia game? I got it for Christmas and I totally got 4 or 5 of my submissions in there!

November 15th, 2013

(no subject) @ 04:51 pm

Bart gets to ride in the front because he's good at sports!

October 7th, 2013

September 18th, 2013

(no subject) @ 09:16 pm

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.


That building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is